Try not to disturb the local fisher folk
Listen to the gentle buzz of the local workers
Our Security guard is always on the look-out for trouble and the occasional rabbit
You are guaranteed a good hearty breakfast before going out on the hills, if you can cook it
Our game warden is always happy to escort you on a guided tour, if you can keep up.
Unfortunately, he cannot walk on water, but he knows someone who can
If you are lucky you may even see the changing of the guards
If you want that cooked breakfast, you need to talk to our supplier
You will see other visitors in the summer but they are quite shy
You may need a warm coat for the winter, check with the locals.
Our crowd control expert works from an aerial position
You will come across the local harriers but they'll be past you in a flash
Some of our locals seem to see things only in black and white
While some might make you thirsty
Others are too busy showing off
Enjoy the company you find, tread lightly and take away only memories!